July 2012
willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air
richwhitelesbian:
wetherz:
‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
the da vinci code has been cracked
youjustwaitandsee:
i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
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i909:
lilmisssunshinee:
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do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
if you haven’t sat and blogged in your towel for over an hour, then you haven’t properly blogged
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genius
oh god that’s terrible
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
sharkcrash:
I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
