fapitalism: If there’s one thing I’ve learned from anti-drug PSAs it’s that good weed will make your dog talk to you.
fapitalism: The talking dog at the Shell Shack is SINGING!
The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
“Until You Call on the Dark” from Danzig 4.
me at sweaty boys at pe classes: jesus take a shower you dumbass it's 21st century we have that thing called deodorant have you heard about it well you should use it now yewww you stink do not touch me for the rest of your life how can you even stand your own presence
me at sweaty musicians: omFG how aRE YOU SO HOTTT mmhm just let me fuck u plz i want to lick YOur WHOLe boDY and taste YOu just spill your juice all over me you are such a man when you sweat babe you give so much of yourself to your job omg ilysm srsly i canNOT STA ND yoUR PERF ECT ION